January 2011
finickyphoenix asked: I feel like I haven't spammed your ask box for a long time. So, here I am. :D How are you feeling? Better or still ill?
Also, I seriously read "Hello.You've reached my penis, can I take a massage". Then, I realised it's "message". Ha!
Also, I seriously read "Hello.You've reached my penis, can I take a massage". Then, I realised it's "message". Ha!
basically, i wish that you loved me.
livinginalcatraz:
i wish i was your favourite girl i wish you thought i was the reason you were in the world i wish my smile was your favourite kind of smile i wish the way that i dressed was your favourite kind of style i wish you couldn’t figure me out but you’d always wanna know what i was about.
I love this song so much
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Why I hate cobwebs
oatmeal:
The awkward moment when you walk into DFS and they...
Gosh I look and sound so sexy right now
I sound like a 70 year old smoker with chronic bronchitus and look like hammered shit :)
Sleep is no longer an option
because I’m being forced to breathe through my mouth, which then gets really dry, so I wake up all the time for some water. That and my body is like 10000000°C so I feel all clammy -______-‘
I feel so weak
Like my life force is being drained away
what kind of flu is this ? D:
My god, everything is so dull and boring
I have nothing to do at all. I have a TV, the internet, an xbox and a wii (Not all mine obviously) at my disposal and barely have the effort or interest in any. God I feel so spoilt. It’s because I’m ill really, it’s making me feel like shit. Everything seems so boring
TMI of the day
My wee is like radioactive yellow in colour
(I think it’s because of the medicine I’m on, but it’s still pretty funny)
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
helloholahello:
What is the point in this gif ^^^^
Everything hurts
Am I dying?
Intelligence and humor in the same person.
imsoadjectiveiverbnouns:
gpoy
My room is fucking freezing
WHY AYE PET!
SRSLY?
fallinginthewind-deactivated201 asked: ithinkyourecute
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Today is just generally shit
Shit Physics exam Shit Headache Shit Weather Shit Everything Goodnight Tumblr
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Remind me not to compliment anyone ever again,...
Ever.
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When Im ill, I get a bit delirious
Sometimes I wish my straight friends would want to...
because I’d be so into that. and would probably say yes
BALLBAG!
You swine!
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TMI of the day
My anus is inconceivably itchy
I'm in a good mood. A really good mood.
fuckyeahrobbbrown:
himynameisvicki:
This is rare.
You went up on my Tumblr Crushes. I hope this makes your mood even better. You’re currently 4th.
WHERE AM I? AM I ON THERE? :D
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Nikola Tesla
IS MY GOD
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Nice to know things are changing
undercitystars:
Homophobic cases in court
2008/9: 1,013
2007/8: 995
2006/7: 822
2005/6: 600
Source: CPS (cases with homophobic element from April one year to March the next)
I’m sorry, but this should not be happening. Bigotry is supposed to be a thing of the past. Awareness should be more widespread. This is a massive step backwards, you see things like Proposition 8 and “Don’t ask, don’t...
